SUPER RIGHT BRAIN PEOPLE

1. WAY TOO FAMILIAR WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE

2. ALWAYS TALKING SOME HOE SHIT THAT THEY DO.

3. ALWAYS FUCK THE FIRST TIME THEY CHILL.

4. ARE EXTREMELY TRANSPARENT

5. LOOK FOR MALE/FEMALE ARCHETYPES

6. LOOK FOR DRUG DEALERS TO FUCK

7. OBSESSED WITH PUSHING SOCIAL BOUNDARIES

8. LOVE SELF DESTRUCTIVE RELATIONSHIPS

9. CONTRADICT THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME

10. NEVER KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY WANT OR WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT

11. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR AN EMOTIONAL GOON OR A RATCHET INTELLIGENT DUDE THAT BARELY EXISTS.

12. ARE SOME OF THE MOST SHALLOW AND FAKE DEEP PEOPLE ON EARTH.

13. WILL NEVER GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY OUTSIDE OF DOING DRUGS. THEY ALWAYS NEED BAIT TO CHILL.

14. WILL DISAPPEAR RANDOMLY OUT OF NOWHERE FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND ACT LIKE YOU JUST SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH IT.

15. EXPECT YOU TO PUT UP WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING.

16. ARE COMPLETELY RULED BY EMOTION AND FEEL.

17. COPY OTHER WOMEN OR MEN THAT THEY THINK ARE INFLUENTIAL (READ: COOL).

18. WILL “FRIENDZONE” YOU AND FUCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

19. ALWAYS “CUFFING” SOME FUCK BOY OR CRAZY BITCH.

20. NEVER WANT TO ACCEPT REALITY AND WANT REAL LIFE TO BE A DISNEY MOVIE.

21. ARE MENTALLY DETACHED AND OR EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE…BASICALLY THEIR MINDS ARE ALWAYS OUT IN SPACE SOMEWHERE.

22. NEVER CAN REPLY TO TEXTS OR MESSAGES BUT WILL LOW KEY READ THEM.

23. THINK ABOUT SEX 25/8.

24. ARE COOL WITH THE MOST RIDICULOUS PEOPLE AND OR
A.SNEAKY AND OR
B. SLIMY

25. HAVE MULTIPLE MENTAL DISORDERS.

26. ALWAYS SUPER MYSTERIOUS OR PUTS WAY TOO MUCH OUT THERE.

27. HAVE WAY TOO MANY “FANS” AND “HOES”.

28. LIVE MULTIPLE LIVES.

29. PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

30.
A. MELANCHOLY ALL THE TIME OR
B.FAKE POSITIVE OR
C. POSITIVE ABOUT UNREALISTIC THINGS.

31. HAVE SOME OF THE MOST DEEP DENIAL COMPLEXES EVER.

32. HAVE AN INFATUATION WITH DRAMA AND WANT REAL LIFE TO BE A SOAP OPERA.

33. TRY TOO HARD TO BE “WEIRD”

34. NYMPHOS/SEXUAL ADDICTION: ALL THEY EVER WANT TO DO IS FUCK. OR THAT’S THEIR FAVORITE SUBJECT.

35. SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT DICK AND DRUGS.

36. DO EVERY THING 50% AND FUCK WITH EVERYBODY 50%.

37. LIVE TO BE BAD CLICHES.

38. MASTURBATE ALL THE TIME.

39. SWEAR THEY’RE SMART BUT ARE ALWAYS CLUELESS ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

40. LOVE ANYTHING INVOLVING: SEX, DRUGS, VIOLENCE, OR DEGRADATION.

41. LOVE NEW AGE SHIT: EASTERN SPIRITUALITY (ESPECIALLY HINDUISM), YOGA, MEDITATION, THIRD EYE, CRYSTALS ETC.

42. THINK EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY.

43. SWEAR THEY’RE “AWAKE” BUT ARE THE MOST IN THE BOX.

44. ALWAYS SHOPPING AROUND FOR (CHEAP) DRUGS (ESPECIALLY PSYCHEDELICS).

45. BISEXUAL OR HAVE A BABY DAD OR A BABY MOM OR THE DUDES REPRESS THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY.

46. ATTENTION WHORES, FASHIONISTAS, TRAP HOES, ETC.

47. OBSESSED WITH BEING REBELLIOUS

48. WILL OVERLOOK ANYTHING IF THE SEX IS GOOD.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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